Interesting Facts

Posted: November 2, 2010 in Interesting Facts
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Hi again evrybody
I will update this post evryday with new and interesting facts.
Hope alot of ppl will view this 😀

and to get to the main part…
today’s interesting fact: do u think that computers can run on poop?
Sounds ridiculous but it is an idea put forwad by HP company.
They (HP) think that they can use the manure from dairy farms and put them through this anaerobic digester thingy.

Anyways the heat that is derived from this process would be used to power the turbines of the data centers cooling system. The electricity that is derived from this process will be used to power the data center. The temperature of the anaerobic digester would be regulated by the waste heat that is generated by the data center.

Basically it’s just using Poop to power the data centre. Very ingenius.

That’s all for now stay tune for the next Interesting Facts coming to u tommorow.

Wednesday 3rd November 2010

Heyy again evry1 today I have 2 interesting facts because they’re so short
thanks evryone for lookin at this so anyways.

here are the facts for today:
Did u know that  if you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (just for a cup of coffee not worth it.

Also did u noe if you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.  (Now tht’s alot of power, if only humans find a way of collecting that power)

Thursday 4th November 2010
Hello again evryone thanks u for viewing this blog i really appreciate it. Please leave a reply on what u think about this blog thanks!
Anyways back again to Interesting Facts.

Here we go Facts time:
Did anyone ever know Slugs have 4 noses ( They still smell bad can’t they smell themselves?)

My Blog

Posted: November 1, 2010 in Uncategorized

Hiiii evry1,

this is my new blog i hope tht alot of people will read it.

soo….. well i like playing basketball and playing the comp (computer). well i don’t reli have much to say but as in another blog i posted it has all the jokes so please read them and don’t hesitate to laugh lol

anyways this is dzdz55
signing off…..
for now……:D:D:D

ANOTHER FUNNY JOKE

Posted: May 20, 2010 in Uncategorized
1 funny joke
 
Once a captain on his ship was disturbed by his assistant telling him, “Sir! Sir! There are 5 enemy ships on the horizon.”

The captain tells the man,” Get my red coat and prepare for battle!”

The assistant runs without question to get the captains red coat and prepares for battle. After their victory the assistant asks the captain why he wanted his red coat.

The captain tells the assistant “If I was shot you would not be able to tell I’m bleeding and you would keep fighting.”

The assistant thought this was a great idea. The next day the assistant came to the captain, “Sir! Sir! There are twenty enemy ships on the horizon!”

The captain was stunned. He looked at the assistant and told him “Get me my brown pants!”

 
another 1
 
 
A man and a woman go to the carnival every year. Every time the man says,”Anna can we ride them airplanes that goes up for a couple of minutes then comes back down?”

The woman always replied by saying,”We don`t need to spend any extra money on them airplanes,its to expensive.Ten dollars is ten dollars.

Tom, the pilot, said,” Larry, every year I hear you say you want to ride my airplanes, and every year Anna says it`s too expensive. I`ll make you a deal, if I do all of my flips and tricks with you in there with me, and you don`t say one word, I`ll give you the ride for free.

Anna and Larry discussed it and decided they would take the deal.They got up in the air and Tom did all of his tricks and flips.

Tom said,”Larry I just knew you`d say something on that first flip,but you didn`t!

Larry replied,” i was going to say something when Anna fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars.

 
 
this shud be funny
 
 
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

‘Oh my, I am so sorry,’ the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

‘Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,’ she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for breakfast in the morning. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! ‘You know,’ he said, ‘you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?’

‘No,’ she replies. . .

Wait for it. .

It’s coming. .

The suspense is killing you, isn’t it?

She says:
‘You just happened to catch my eye.’

 
ahahhaah another 1
 
 
A fruit farmer hired two new workers for his fields, but before he sent them out for the day’s work, he told them he had just one rule: don’t steal any fruit. The two agreed to obey the rule.

After the day was over, the two workers came in to report to the farmer. He asked them if they had stolen any fruit, and immediately their conscience forced them to tell the truth.

“Yes, we did. We ate some when we got hungry,” they said.

The farmer replied, “Ok, here is your punishment. I want each of you to go pick ten of your favorite fruit and come back to me.”

The men couldn’t believe their ears. This seemed more like a reward than a punishment!

After fifteen minutes, the first thief came back with ten cherries. The farmer promptly told him that as part of his punishment, he would have to stuff each cherry up his nose. The thief was upset about this, but he knew he had done wrong, so he slowly began to push the cherries up his nose one by one.

As he was working on the third cherry, he began to laugh hysterically. The farmer asked him, “What’s so funny?”

The thief replied, “The other guy is out there picking watermelons!”

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

BLONDE JOKES

Posted: May 18, 2010 in Uncategorized
funny blonde jokes
 

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

 

 

NEXT BLONDE JOKE

 

Did you hear about the blonde that…

Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn’t call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

 

 

next 1

 

NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES:

The water-proof towel

Glow in the dark sunglasses

Solar powered flashlight

Submarine screen door

A book on how to read

Inflatable dart board

A dictionary index

Powdered water

Pedal powered wheel chair

Water proof tea bags

Zero proof alcohol

Reusable ice cubes

Skinless bananas

Do it yourself roadmap

FUNNY JOKES

Posted: May 18, 2010 in Uncategorized
HEYY evry1,
 
if u hav a funny joke or somethin funny. plz add it as a comment. here is 1 as an example
 
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

 
 
another 1 funny joke
 
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn’t get out of her room. "You can’t get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’!"

 
 
more funny jokes this one is about revenge
 
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife’s annoyance.

"You’ll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.

After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy’s arse.

While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.

Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.

"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push ’em back in!"